Tuesday, September 21, 2010
The Return of Slap-Happy Matty
Discussing an author I recently met:
Karin: "She writes romantic suspense."
Matt: "Is that when the guy ways to propose until the day before the wedding?"
Discussing acrylic nails:
Karin: "After they grow out I have to get the growth filled in."
Matt: "Kind of like caulk?"
Watching Matt wander aimlessly through the kitchen:
Karin: "What are you doing?"
Matt: "I don't know. My tired-to-cuteness ratio is off."
Lamenting our pizza & ice cream dinner while snuggling in bed
Karin: "Ugh. I don't feel so good."
Matt: (shyly) "Sorry. Is it my armpit?"