If you don't receive my annual Christmas letter, then you can't participate (sorry). But just so you don't feel left out, here's the deal:
This year I sent out a Mad-Lib. That's write - pick your own adverbs and nouns, and see what kind of story you create.
A friend of mine asked if I was collecting answers and picking a winner. Nope - too time consuming. But...
...now that I've thought about it, why not? Sitting around reading silly stories and deciding which one makes me have to pee the hardest? Game on!!!
So if you got the Blessed Beery Mad-Lib, email me your story. I'll post a winner sometime next month (and you make even make it on to my writing blog - dual coverage!!)
Thanks for participating - have fun!