Tired Matt-isms

Matt: "I bought iPod listening thingys."
TRANSLATION: I bought headphones.

Matt: "I'm trying to protect your rotundra, I mean your de'fu'mwa."
Karin: "Deffy, what?"
Matt: "It's a French cheese."
TRANSLATION: I'm trying to protect your papasan chair. (I still haven't figured out the mysterious French cheese thing...)

More SHM (Slap-Happy Matty)

Matt: I should work there (pointing at the dental lab two buildings away from our house).

Karin: Why?

Matt: So I could walk to work.

Karin: You have experience in a dental lab?

Matt: No, but I have a Dremel.